Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1. Your name?
Amanda

A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!

2. Your age?
Nineteen

Follows eighteen on the number line, comes before twenty.

One of the most useless ages ever. Nothing good happens when you're nineteen.

Kid: Hey, what's that number after eighteen?
Parent: Nineteen. Then after nineteen is twenty.

3.One of your friends?
Brittany

A girl that commonly gets mistaken for a slut or being easy, but often is a smart and beautiful person. She knows what she is talking about and can be very wise.

Tim: Brittany looks like good ass for tonight!
Rob: Shes pretty but shes more than just ass, Tim, shes an actual person dude.
Tim: Really? I guess I can see that, she always was really cool.

4. What should you be doing?
Sleeping

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

5.Favourite color?
Red

Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

Mom: Ey hunnah! I'm hittin' up the local Safeway. Does yo bitch ass need anythin!?
Son: Yeah git me some kool-aid bitch!
Mom: What flava?!
Son: red!

6.Your birthplace?
Pasadena

Pasadena... aka the Bubble. Just when you think you can get out, it snaps you back in. Where people drive pimped out Cavaliers and Civics and we get excited about restaurants that give you free bread. We take road trips for fun blaring old music that will never die. We picnic outside Wendy's because the dining room closes at 10 p.m. Yea... that's right? Who wouldn't want to live here?

As for the free bread... Texas Roadhouse has the best in the Dena.

7.Month of your birth?
July

A month when mostly the hottest girls are born

That girls so hot she must be born in July

8.Last person you talked to?
My mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

Where would you be without your mom?

9.One of your nicknames?
Panda

The coolest animal ever!!! Has really cool looks, eats bamboo, and likes to play with people (even though it's so big it often causes harm to frail human bodies).

-I have to sell my liver so I can go see the Panda in the zoo!!!
-I already sold mine!!!

Tag to Dova, Cat, and Req :]